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Dad orders wrong inflatable Santa, watches it inflate to the size of his two-story house


Dad orders wrong inflatable Santa, watches it inflate to the size of his two-story house



"When I woke up in the morning, I looked out and his head would eclipse the window,” the man said. "Downstairs in the front room, when you opened the curtains, there was a big Santa bum in your face.”

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